Tom told me like a month ago that his favorite holiday was April Fool's Day. I didn't think anything of it until Friday, the actual day, when I was thinking about the date we'd had the night before. Then I had a grand idea. I called him up, but he didn't answer his phone. I kept wussing out, but finally I left this message: "Hey Tom, this is Michelle. I want you to know that I had a really great time last night, but . . . I just don't think that we can go out again. Uh, I'm sorry. Bye...

Tom told me like a month ago that his favorite holiday was April Fool's Day. I didn't think anything of it until Friday, the actual day, when I was thinking about the date we'd had the night before. Then I had a grand idea. I called him up, but he didn't answer his phone. I kept wussing out, but finally I left this message: "Hey Tom, this is Michelle. I want you to know that I had a really great time last night, but . . . I just don't think that we can go out again. Uh, I'm sorry. Bye...

So here is a funny thing: this girl in the computer lab really needed a computer, so she started using the one at the front. She didn't know that it's hooked up to the display board at the front of the room, so everyone's watching her check her email and look at different pages. Ha! I thought, someone should tell her, but I wasn't anywhere near her. This girl next to her just kept laughing her head off. Finally this girl from the back went up and told her. She made this really loud sou...

So here is a funny thing: this girl in the computer lab really needed a computer, so she started using the one at the front. She didn't know that it's hooked up to the display board at the front of the room, so everyone's watching her check her email and look at different pages. Ha! I thought, someone should tell her, but I wasn't anywhere near her. This girl next to her just kept laughing her head off. Finally this girl from the back went up and told her. She made this really loud sou...

For my art history class, we write essays on this book that is way over my head. I always have to read the parts over and over! Here is an example sentence: "If a compelling intuition of the wholeness of the work emerges as one experiences the flux of various and at times sharply distinct part-views or aspects, this intuition canb e all thes tronger if it sustains itself through-and is amplified by-the experience of a part or aspect that affects one so intensely that it momentarily comp...

For my art history class, we write essays on this book that is way over my head. I always have to read the parts over and over! Here is an example sentence: "If a compelling intuition of the wholeness of the work emerges as one experiences the flux of various and at times sharply distinct part-views or aspects, this intuition canb e all thes tronger if it sustains itself through-and is amplified by-the experience of a part or aspect that affects one so intensely that it momentarily comp...

Last night I was thinking, if this normal alarm clock thing isn't working, I need to use that ancient Native American Alarm Clock. Here is the recipe for success: Drink three or more glasses of water before going to bed. Go to bed. When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, turn it off. Instead of feeling like getting into bed, you will feel like running to the bathroom, where the lights of the house will wake you up. Then, you will waste precious homework time cleaning up your room...

Last night I was thinking, if this normal alarm clock thing isn't working, I need to use that ancient Native American Alarm Clock. Here is the recipe for success: Drink three or more glasses of water before going to bed. Go to bed. When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, turn it off. Instead of feeling like getting into bed, you will feel like running to the bathroom, where the lights of the house will wake you up. Then, you will waste precious homework time cleaning up your room...

So today I had my hair in two braids - not just from the back of the head, but full on French braids from the top. When I walked in to the chiropractor, a lady walked in at the same time. I usually would wave to the doctor in her office, but I saw this new sign that said, "Have a seat and the doctor will be with you in a moment". So, I sat down and started looking through a magazine. The lady said, "Oh, do we sit here?" I nodded. So her doctor came out and brought her into one of the roo...

So today I had my hair in two braids - not just from the back of the head, but full on French braids from the top. When I walked in to the chiropractor, a lady walked in at the same time. I usually would wave to the doctor in her office, but I saw this new sign that said, "Have a seat and the doctor will be with you in a moment". So, I sat down and started looking through a magazine. The lady said, "Oh, do we sit here?" I nodded. So her doctor came out and brought her into one of the roo...